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My little brother had downs. Mum smoked 20 a day & drank a bottle of vodka every night throughout the pregnancy. She even fell down the stairs four times. He was still born though. I'm so sorry, how awful for you. How is she now? Gutted. Looking back, she did everything she could.
 
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My little brother had downs. Mum smoked 20 a day & drank a bottle of vodka every night throughout the pregnancy. She even fell down the stairs four times. He was still born though. I'm so sorry, how awful for you. How is she now? Gutted. Looking back, she did everything she could.
Where does Batman go to the bathroom? The batroom.
 
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Interviewer asking an astronomer

Why aren't there any women on this mission?
Is your suit white because you're racist?
Why did you say "MANkind"
Are there any transgender bathrooms in the lunar module?

Astronomer:
How the fuck are you breathing in space

Link to the meme: How the fuck are you breathing in space
 

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I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
 
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